(image of salad) Oooh, aaah. Good morning John, it's Thursday, July 12th. I'm in a pizza restaurant. Pretty much completely alone, except for Katherine. Who's here because she just got back from her work trip and I'm really glad to see her. And I would like to spend all of my time with her, but I can't because I have to make a video. So instead I'm making a video while I'm spending time with her at a pizza restaurant. This is definitely the deliciousest pizza restaurant in Missoula. Deliciousest. Wooo my pizza. They make pretty good money here. Good news is that we're the only people here because it's like, 2:30. Not really time for lunch. Except for the cooks and wait staff. But they kind of, um, work for me? Because I'm paying them money to do stuff? So they're aloud to be discouraged by my video taping.
(pizza) Mmm. Pizza. I still don't know what you want me to do for my punishment exactly, so I'm not gonna do it today. But you need to clear that up on Friday so that I can be sure that I'm doing the right thing and that I'm not still punished after I finish my punishment. I like the green hair idea with the spray paint, but I don't think that that's suitably, uh, punishment. Cause, especially if it just washes out after a day. So, yeah, I think that it's a good challenge, a good fun time thing to do, but not necessarily uh- a punishment.
(Wal*Mart badges with Nerdfighters on them) Wow, I sure can't argue with Wal*Mart Nerdfighters.
(One slice) This is how much pizza is left. That is Katherine's piece, so I can't eat it. I- I would like to eat it. But we split it in half and that is not my piece. (reaches for it) Not. (Katherine smacks his hand away.
So guess what Katherine and I are about to go do? We're going to see Harry Potter! At the five o'clock matinee showing because that is the only time we go to see movies any more. Now, even in Missoula, a movie costs 8 dollars and 50 cents. Never ever go without a soda in your pocket because the sodas are like seven dollars for the little one. I'm getting very excited for all this Harry Potter madness. I'm having a hard time holding in my excitement for the book, which I think comes out in 12 days? 13 days? It's very soon. I hope that I don't have to do a video on that day because I won't be able to cause I will be reading Harry Potter.
But I just wanted to say that I think that a good challenge is just to wear out Nerdfighter shirts in public. Because people always look at me funny. And then sometimes they ask me but other times they just look at me and they kind of ask me with their eyes, plus then you get to, like, explain Brotherhood 2.0 to them. Maybe we should have business cards.
As for your punishment, people seem to be really excited about you doing that half naked dance with a golden bow-tie. Well, really, I mean, it's gonna be black and white so anything that looks like it could be a golden bow-tie. Just, put that on, and then you do that naked dance, for, you know, ten, fifteen seconds, maybe a little bit more than that, how bout 30 seconds? You don't have to show all of it, you can just pick the best parts, but I wanna see some good half naked dancing. I think that's what I wanna see you do for your punishments, me? Whatever you want, man.
OK, I'm almost home, so John I will see you tomorrow.
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March 28th: Taxes
Good morning, John. It’s Wednesday, March 28th. Today’s not really a good day because today is tax day, for me anyways. I’ve gotten two different kinds of forms. There’s the W-2, and that’s kind of a good one because all the taxes have already been taken out and so you just have to send it in and then they give you money back. And the 1099 is for stuff that you haven’t paid taxes on yet.
So, up until now, I’ve usually had a W-2 and maybe a couple 1099s. Things have changed. (shows paper) These are my 1099s. There’s, like, twelve of them. Of course, when you look at ‘em, they’re actually kind of funny. You’ve got your rents, your royalties, your other. You know, everything else goes into other. Except fishing boat proceeds. I don’t even know what a fishing boat proceed is. But apparently it’s not other; it’s its own category. Also a big fan of this one: excess golden parachute payments. This year I didn’t have any excess golden parachute payments.
So, up until now, I’ve usually had a W-2 and maybe a couple 1099s. Things have changed. (shows paper) These are my 1099s. There’s, like, twelve of them. Of course, when you look at ‘em, they’re actually kind of funny. You’ve got your rents, your royalties, your other. You know, everything else goes into other. Except fishing boat proceeds. I don’t even know what a fishing boat proceed is. But apparently it’s not other; it’s its own category. Also a big fan of this one: excess golden parachute payments. This year I didn’t have any excess golden parachute payments.
So that’s what I’m doing today. Taxes. Not fun. Definitely my last video was more awesome, what with all the people putting stuff on their heads. (with the camera case on his head) This is a pretty snug fit. I like how I have, like, a ponytail (pulls strap that hangs from back).
It’s very exciting to hear that you’re feeling better. I admit, there were some times after looking up your disease on the internet that I was kind of really worried. But it seems like you’re doing a lot better. People don’t generally die from orbital cellulitis. I mean, they used to, but now we have penicillin and so things are better.
Some people have been calling attention to the fact that I have good posters, and I tend to agree. I made a decision when I was in college that I would always have one room in my house that was decorated like a college dorm room. Right now, that room is the office where I make these videos and also the office where I work and am most of every day.
(displaying posters)
Cowboy Bebop poster #1.
Stuff on my cat poster. You can spend a lot of time looking at this poster. (sees his reflection in the glass) Hey, look, hi! Here I am. (looking at a particular picture) Cat with little, little duckies. Go to stuffonmycat.com for more.
Speaking of stuff on cats, this is the pirate kitty. Katherine and I have had the pirate kitty for an awful long time.
Map of the world!
Map of the realm of Narnia.
Pretty pictures from a calendar that I cut out and put in a big frame.
They Might Be Giants Flood poster.
InuYasha poster.
Cowboy Bebop poster #2.
Yes, they are giant pictures of Katherine and I as babies.
Some other things not currently on my wall but I kind of wish they were include (holds up):
this Rancid poster
this amazing thing that my friend Wedgie made for me [looks like an engagement poster]
this, my placemat from the first restaurant where I ate with Katherine’s family
this amazing Valentine’s day card—it’s got a big carrot
another collage thing from my past—(points) Spice Girls…Babylon Five, even better
It’s very exciting to hear that you’re feeling better. I admit, there were some times after looking up your disease on the internet that I was kind of really worried. But it seems like you’re doing a lot better. People don’t generally die from orbital cellulitis. I mean, they used to, but now we have penicillin and so things are better.
Some people have been calling attention to the fact that I have good posters, and I tend to agree. I made a decision when I was in college that I would always have one room in my house that was decorated like a college dorm room. Right now, that room is the office where I make these videos and also the office where I work and am most of every day.
(displaying posters)
Cowboy Bebop poster #1.
Stuff on my cat poster. You can spend a lot of time looking at this poster. (sees his reflection in the glass) Hey, look, hi! Here I am. (looking at a particular picture) Cat with little, little duckies. Go to stuffonmycat.com for more.
Speaking of stuff on cats, this is the pirate kitty. Katherine and I have had the pirate kitty for an awful long time.
Map of the world!
Map of the realm of Narnia.
Pretty pictures from a calendar that I cut out and put in a big frame.
They Might Be Giants Flood poster.
InuYasha poster.
Cowboy Bebop poster #2.
Yes, they are giant pictures of Katherine and I as babies.
Some other things not currently on my wall but I kind of wish they were include (holds up):
this Rancid poster
this amazing thing that my friend Wedgie made for me [looks like an engagement poster]
this, my placemat from the first restaurant where I ate with Katherine’s family
this amazing Valentine’s day card—it’s got a big carrot
another collage thing from my past—(points) Spice Girls…Babylon Five, even better
this adorable wrapping paper from a Valentine’s day present that Katherine gave me—it’s a heart, and the heart opens and it becomes an apple, and then the apple opens and it becomes a penguin! Oh, my God, it’s cute!
And that is all that I have for you today. Commenter Chuck noted that this has kind of become a girly place. Uh, and I just showed you some baby pictures and also a Valentine’s day card from Katherine that was pretty adorable. And I just want to say that we’re not marketing specifically towards women. We’re guys and we’d like guys to watch Brotherhood 2.0, and, uh, pizza and beer sounds great. Maybe John can help you out with that next show; if not, I’ll see what I can do. So, hopefully you’ll be eating pizza and beer and home tomorrow, which is when I’ll see you, tomorrow. I’ll see you tomorrow.
And that is all that I have for you today. Commenter Chuck noted that this has kind of become a girly place. Uh, and I just showed you some baby pictures and also a Valentine’s day card from Katherine that was pretty adorable. And I just want to say that we’re not marketing specifically towards women. We’re guys and we’d like guys to watch Brotherhood 2.0, and, uh, pizza and beer sounds great. Maybe John can help you out with that next show; if not, I’ll see what I can do. So, hopefully you’ll be eating pizza and beer and home tomorrow, which is when I’ll see you, tomorrow. I’ll see you tomorrow.
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