July 18: Accio Deathly Hallows (no spoilers)

Good morning John, it's Wednesday, July 18th. I'm gonna to have to wait until Friday to do the green hair thing because today is Wednesday, my Wednesday and so I must to do a song and this is a pretty long song and I have to fit it all in. It's about Harry Potter.
(sings) I'm gettin' kinda tired of this
prepublication media blitz.
You've got all of Muggle kind under your spell.
Don't you know the whole world's already gone
and reserved a copy at Amazon?
How many more books could you sell?
Now give me my book or go to hell.
Cause I need Harry Potter
Like a grindylow needs water.
And as Saturday approaches my need grows!
Oh Accio Deathly Hallows,
Incendio Book Sales Embargoes,
It'll be like phoenix tears on a broken nose.
Yeah Accio Deathly Hallows.
Accio Deathly Hallows!
I'm getting kinda petrified.
What would Ron do if Hermione died,
or if Voldemort killed Hedwig just for yucks?
I have no confidence
in theories about the Half-Blood Prince.
And what if Harry's brain is a horcrux?
Oh, holy crap that would freakin suck.
Cause I need Harry Potter
Like a grindylow needs water.
And as Saturday approaches my need grows!
Accio Deathly Hallows,
Incendio Book Sales Embargoes,
It'll be like phoenix tears on a broken nose.
Woah Accio Deathly Hallows.
Whatever's up the sleve of J.K. Rowling
I bet it has to do with Snape Unbreakably Vowing
to protect that pure-blood puss-faced Malfoy.
But in the end, I don't think it's gonna matter
if Snape's good, or if he's bad
Because the weight of the world rests on our boy.
Yeah the weight of the world rests on our boy!
Cause we need Harry Potter
Like a grindylow needs water.
And as Saturday approaches our need grows!
Oh Accio Deathly Hallows,
Incendio Book Sales Embargoes,
It'll be like phoenix tears on a broken nose.
Yeah Accio Deathly Hallows.
Oh Accio Deathly Hallows.
But mostly I'm just feelin' sad
I know this could end real bad

but I wish it didn't have to end at all.
Yeah, I wish it didn't have to end at all.
Cause I couldn't care more about Harry Potter
If Hogwarts was my Alma Mater.

And as Saturday approaches my need grows!
Yeah, Accio Deathly Hallows,
Incendio Book Sales Embargoes,
It'll feel like phoenix tears on a broken nose.
Yeah Accio Deathly Hallows.
Oh Accio Deathly Hallows.

Accio Deathly Hallows.

Accio Deathly Hallows.

Oh, Accio Deathly Hallows.

(spoken) John, I'll see you tomorrow.