You know I think we all know something special happened yesterday on Brotherhood 2.0. But I don’t, I don’t think we have to talk about it; I don’t think we have to go into details about how it felt, or how wonderful it was. Uh, it’s like the last night of camp, you know? You experience it, and you just know, because it’s in here. (points to heart)
(Cut to John standing in his living room with a Wii-mote in hand) Good morning, Hank. (Wii-mote beeps) Wow it makes noise! It’s Tuesday, January 30th, hold on one second, I just, I just hafta, I just have to play my new Wiiiiiiiii. (does happy dance) It occurs to me now that playing the Wii is one of those things that feels a lot cooler than it looks.
Something from the comments: Commenter “anonymous”, wait, isn’t that Ze Frank’s thing? Doesn’t he say “S-something from the comments”? We gotta think of something else; we gotta have like a Voices from the Comments! “Anonymous” says: Hank, you keep raising the bar. I feel kinda bad for John and his unenviable position of following your postings. YOU feel kinda bad for John?! Jesus, anonymous, try being John! Ugh, what am I gonna do today? I got some in your pants jokes, anyone wanna hear some in your pants jokes?
But Hank, I’d like to discuss a serious issue, which is the issue of Everyone Poops. Hank, the question I have for you and our viewership is this: Which is funnier, Everyone Poops in My Pants, or Everyone Poops in Your Pants? Brotherhood 2.0 project: Once we decide whether Everyone Poops in Your Pants, or Everyone Poops in My Pants, I’m going to write an entire picture book called one of those two titles, which I will then read on the air. Maybe, if we get lucky, the Yeti will do some drawings.
In other news, I seem to have accidentally cc-ed you on an e-mail. STUPID STUPID! This means that I have to do a punishment. Hank, be kind to me. Remember, we’re brothers. I’ll see you tomorrow.
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