Brotherhood 2.0: January 17th

(Hank has business cards under his glasses.) Good morning John, it's Wednesday, January 17th.
(Back to normal) Hi Maureen Johnson and E. Lockhart! Maureen...is that the Maureen that told me to build a business card house out of my misprinted business cards? If it is, then I have a surprise for her! Last night, I spent two hours talking to a Libertarian on the internet. He was a friend of mine from high school and I don't know what happened. He says there shouldn't be regulations on nuclear power plants! Last night, I also blew my nose for fifteen straight minutes, and then at the end of it I had converted six ounces of toilet paper into two pounds of mushy goo, but now I can do this! (breathes in through nose deeply) Ah.
I'm just going to jump right into Misprinted Business Card Utilization ideas. Maureen from the comments suggested that I build a business card house. I didn't know how to build card houses so I went on the internet and did some research. There's the basic card house, where you use (demonstrates with cards) this and this and you stack until it gets high up, but that's not the best way to build card houses it turns out. I found out the way that the professional card stackers do it. And now, I'm going to teach you and all of our viewers how to stack cards, the AWESOME WAY.
(Does what he describes with cards) We create a T. And we lean this card, on this card, thus stabilizing this card, and this card.
(Hank from another clip) Is that guy wearing jammie pants?
(back to card house) And this guy on this guy.
(Hank from another clip) Yes, that guy is wearing jammie pants! It's early and I'm sick and tired, okay?
(back to card house) And you lean this guy on that guy, then you lean this guy on that guy. Here we've got the first story of a really good card house. And now we add the roof; this is important because we're going to be stacking more stories on it. Viola! And there we have the first story of a card house. (continues to build it to four stories in fast motion with squeaky speeded voice.) Let us take a look at this thing of beauty. An excellent Misprinted Business Card Utilization idea; especially because now I know how to stack cards! And hopefully, so do you. So, I can't just let this go, I'm going to have to try and add another story. (card house falls apart)