Tuesday, November 2

Brotherhood 2.0: January 18, 2007

(fast-forwarded voice squeaks while John builds/ fails to build a house of cards)
(cut to John) Good morning, Hank. It's Thursday, January 18th. (Does Happy Dance) Yes!
If you're wondering why I'm doing my Happy Dance, it's because I lost three pounds this week! I'm only twelve pounds away from being a light-heavyweight according to the International Boxing Federation. Yes! (Does punch combo while breathing loudly)
Unfortunately I am also doing my sad dance. (Sad Dance) So I may have to extend my deadline by a couple of days which is particularly humiliating considering I shared it in public on our video blog, but I think I will definitely be done by Wednesday. Definitely by Wednesday! Definitely by Wednesday!!! DEFINITELY BY WEDNESDAY! Next Friday by the very latest.
Sometimes when I take a morning off from writing I like to go outside, walk through the park, and play this game. The game called who's outside on the Upper West Side of Manhattan.
(sings with accompanying video)
Nanny, nanny, rich kid
Nanny, nanny, rich kid
Nanny, nanny, rich kid
Funny doooog.
(faster) Nanny, nanny, rich kid
Nanny, nanny, rich kid
Nanny, nanny, rich kid
Funny doooog.

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