Good Morning Hank, it's Thursday January 4 I'm standing on top of little Pisgah mountain in North Carolina. [Jump to John inside] That was actually recorded on Wednesday January 3rd, but you'd have no way of knowing. I believe that's what they call movie magic! Hank, in your last video you asked me to continue our discussion of our differences. I think one of the most important differences between us is that you are excellent at living in a way that's commensurate with your values where as I am not. Uh, for instance, I didn't recycle until I watched An Inconvenient Truth, and I'm still sorta iffy on it. And also, uh, I didn't vote *sigh* in 2000. Even though I could have voted in Florida. AH GEORGE BUSH IT'S ALL MY FAULT! GOD I'M SO STUPID! Let's change the subject.
Also we have vastly different happy dances. Well I noticed that in your last video you completely ignored my "Eat Five Sheets of Toilet Paper While Discussing the Political Situation in Nepal" challenge. Let's just admit that that was some awesome pronunciation. If you're not going to eat five sheets of toilet paper while discussing the political situation in Nepal, well, I'm going to. All right, Green, you better do this in one take because it's not gonna be fun. *first and second sheets of toilet paper ingested* *gag* The thing about the political situation in Nepal is that there are these (unintelligible) rebels who control one half of the country. Who has Maoist rebels any more? Ugh. No. *gagging/coughing* I can't do it, Hank. I think this stuff is two-ply. I think that was part of the problem because if you get the one-ply stuff, I can just oghomamamam just down that stuff, but this stuff? Ooph. Also, Hank, I have great news! Brotherhood 2.0 viewer, Peter, just had a baby. Well actually his wife had a baby. She was in labor for 32 hours! I'm thinking maybe we should get them a baby present. What do you call a baby present? A baby-warming present? Baby..shower...baby... A baby present. I was thinking maybe we could let Peter pick a project or challenge for us? What do you think?
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Monday, November 1
Brotherhood 2.0: January 3rd
Hi John! Good morning! It's Brotherhood 2.0 with Hank and John Green!
Wow, that guy was having fun. It's seven o'clock in the morning and I'm about to get on a plane. Yesterday I was sledding down a hill at Lake Tahoe. That was fun, this isn't fun. I hope you don't mind if I make a suggestion as to how to begin our conversation on this video blog. Being your brother is kinda frustrating some times. This is because people walk up to me and they say, "Gosh, you look so much like your brother. Oh, your jokes are very similar to your brother's, except you're not quite as funny as him." Apparently some people even think that we look like the twin rock duo, The Proclaimers, which is admittedly better than people thinking that we look like the twin rock duo, Nelson. So, I would like to propose a list. We make a video blog list of all the ways in which we are very very different people.
Things like: in the last few years John Green has gotten kind of pudgy. Whereas, in the next few years Hank Green will get kind of pudgy. And also things like: John Green has never spilled a tiny amount of beer on his wife's MacBook, which then proceeded to not boot up. And also, John Green didn't almost ruin the video blog experiment by not having a computer that would work. And also, John Green didn't do the Happy Dance when his wife was in the shower, and he reinstalled the battery and tried to boot it up the next morning and it worked. (dances) And also, John Green probably would have told his wife about the incident instead of hoping everything would turn out OK. Sorry honey! And also, and also, and also. And also John Green doesn't constantly and vainly obsess about his hair, which apparently I do. On some level, performing a version of 500 Miles on this show actually does appeal to me. Punishment, project, or challenge?
Wow, that guy was having fun. It's seven o'clock in the morning and I'm about to get on a plane. Yesterday I was sledding down a hill at Lake Tahoe. That was fun, this isn't fun. I hope you don't mind if I make a suggestion as to how to begin our conversation on this video blog. Being your brother is kinda frustrating some times. This is because people walk up to me and they say, "Gosh, you look so much like your brother. Oh, your jokes are very similar to your brother's, except you're not quite as funny as him." Apparently some people even think that we look like the twin rock duo, The Proclaimers, which is admittedly better than people thinking that we look like the twin rock duo, Nelson. So, I would like to propose a list. We make a video blog list of all the ways in which we are very very different people.
Things like: in the last few years John Green has gotten kind of pudgy. Whereas, in the next few years Hank Green will get kind of pudgy. And also things like: John Green has never spilled a tiny amount of beer on his wife's MacBook, which then proceeded to not boot up. And also, John Green didn't almost ruin the video blog experiment by not having a computer that would work. And also, John Green didn't do the Happy Dance when his wife was in the shower, and he reinstalled the battery and tried to boot it up the next morning and it worked. (dances) And also, John Green probably would have told his wife about the incident instead of hoping everything would turn out OK. Sorry honey! And also, and also, and also. And also John Green doesn't constantly and vainly obsess about his hair, which apparently I do. On some level, performing a version of 500 Miles on this show actually does appeal to me. Punishment, project, or challenge?
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